#i swear if you could harness the power of joss whedon’s sass you could power stark tower for a year
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.